Sunday lunch

It all happens down here in The Crown... sitting snuggly in the back bar watching the TV (F1 of course) and suddenly there's an almighty "din" from the front bar..a band of wandering minstrels have invaded the main bar and set up a gig... "Always Look on the Bright Side" and "Land of Hope and Glory" have featured so far.. fancy dress, bells, whistles and tambourines are in evidence...apparently, all  in aid of St John's Ambulance.. and believe me, some of them are going to need an ambulance if they continue in their present manner...f**king row...